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kkk’s Rule Of Life #90

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Follow kkk’s Rule of Life #89 more often, you dumbass.

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September 19, 2011 at 10:17 am

kkk’s Rule Of Life #89

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The First Instinct is the Best Instinct.

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September 19, 2011 at 10:17 am

A Vick Put-Down

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So if Michael Vick isn’t ready to play against the Giants in Week 3, does that mean he gets hanged, drowned or slammed into the ground?

Michael Vick pointed to the scoreboard on his way to the locker room after suffering a concussion, reminding hecklers the Eagles were winning.

Without Vick, Philadelphia couldn’t hold onto the lead and lost 35-31 to the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday night. The Eagles (1-1) may again be without Vick for their home opener against the New York Giants.

Coach Andy Reid didn’t rule out Vick’s return this week, but head athletic trainer Rick Burkholder wouldn’t give a time.

“That’s foolish on our part medically to put time frame out there,” Burkholder said Monday. “Everybody wants to know time frame, everybody wants to know whether Mike’s going to play, everybody wants to know whether Mike’s going to practice. We’re going to go through our protocol and when Mike’s ready to practice, I’m going to turn him over to Coach and he’s going to make a decision whether he’s ready to play, had reps, all that kind of stuff.”

Vick was injured in the third quarter when he was spun around by a defender and slammed into right tackle Todd Herremans. His neck whipped back and he bit his tongue, which led to him spitting blood on his way off the field.

Vick wasn’t woozy and seemed fully alert. He certainly was aware of the score – 31-21 in favor of the Eagles – when he pointed it out to fans in the Georgia Dome on his way in for tests. Vick barely failed those baseline tests, so the medical staff kept him on the sideline.

I have said from the get-go that I have no problem with Vick returning to the NFL; I’ve defended Vick a number of times regarding his debt to society. But he’s clearly shown in the past what should become of … sporting participants … once they are unable to compete.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 19, 2011 at 10:14 am

Posted in Sports

Boxing In Brady

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Phil Simms just said that Bill Cowher gave some tips on defending Tom Brady during the pregame show. I like Cowher and all, but Bill would be one of the last people I’d go to for Brady containment advice.

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September 18, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Posted in Sports

Kicking This Soccer Joke Around

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Only in the soccer world can you say someone plays like Kaka and have that be taken as a compliment.

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September 18, 2011 at 10:08 am

Posted in Sports

Not-As-Big East

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Just saw some bottom-of-the-screen crawl which reported that Pitt and Syracuse are trying to join the ACC. But if the Big Least dissolves, what will become of the game formerly known as the Meineke Car Care Bowl? 😦

The switch by Pitt and Syracuse to the A.C.C. is expected to be made formal by Monday, which means a major domino in the overhaul of the collegiate sports landscape is about to fall. With the A.C.C. poised to become the first 14-team conference, college sports appears to be teetering on the ledge of the seismic change it appeared destined for last year.

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September 17, 2011 at 4:06 pm

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How About Driving Over To More Healthier Food Options?

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So last night was a trip to Walmart. Yeah, you think I’m not coming back from that place with yet another observation of our society?

Its’ always fun to witness a Walmart Hoveround Convoy and take note at the products in the baskets of each respective vehicle. Let’s just say these people don’t make too many trips to the produce section. Although I do understand why PepsiCo makes quite the profit.

Too bad these things don’t have hydraulics installed on them (yet), or else I could made a “Nothing but a G Thang” reference as well.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 17, 2011 at 10:03 am

Posted in Life