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Archive for September 2011

Nobody Likes A Playa Hater

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So there was some recent family controversy caused by yours truly. Here’s the skinny.

My one niece is of high-school age and does the band thing. In a few weeks there is going to be some band competition with her school and some other schools in the region. Now Mrs. kkk and her mother attend these stupid functions all the time; I do not. As the better half was texting her niece — let’s call her “Peggy” in this instance — Peggy asks Mrs. kkk if our nephew from my brother-in-law’s family will be attending the event, and if he is not attending if he could be asked.

Now this text exchange occurred as the better half and I were driving home from work, so I was being told of these texts in real time. Of course, the first thing to come out of my mouth was, “I wonder which of Peggy’s friends she’s trying to hook up with “Jake” (the nephew)?” Mrs. kkk scoffed at this notion, but as it began to sink in I think she realized Peggy was using her as a go-between for match-making purposes. What other reason could there be? Oh, I forgot to mention that earlier this year some of Peggy’s friends looked at a picture of Jake and said he was “hot.”

Yeah, I don’t sense ANYTHING fishy with this.

Now here is where it gets funny. Mrs. kkk sent a text to Jake’s father — let’s call him “Steve” in this instance — asking if Jake is available whatever day this battle of the bands was to take place. I can’t remember what the better half added in the text, but it included a mention that she thought Peggy may be trying to set Jake up with one of her friends. For whatever reason, Steve went off his rocker over this, which is hilarious because from the stories I’ve heard Steve was quite the man-whore in his day.

Well after a day or two, Mrs. kkk sent a text back to Peggy and also made a passing comment about why Peggy wanted Jake there at this event. This of course resulted in no response of any kind back from Peggy — guess she had to call an emergency meeting with her other friends and try to plan another way to get this hunk of man meat over to hook up with one (or more!) of Peggy’s friends.

Do I take great pride in starting this chain of events? You bet I do.

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September 16, 2011 at 9:49 am

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kkk’s Rule Of Life #88

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When leaving a message that includes your phone number, please don’t forget to include your area code; this is a big world and not everybody you call lives in your region.

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September 15, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Bath Night

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So last night Bella got a little somethin-somethin on her hindquarters matted in her fur. When the better half and I couldn’t get it out via washcloth/brush, we took the nuclear option.

If you remember the “Crocodile Hunter,” the cats’ bathing routine is something like when Steve Irwin and pals would handle one of those reptiles. I do the pinning/containment and the better half does the washing. It’s actually a pretty good system.

The highlight of the whole ordeal was Max sitting outside the bathroom door crying during all this — until he saw Bella, realized what was going on and took off like a bat out of hell.

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September 15, 2011 at 1:50 pm

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I’m Not A Survivor

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It’s that time of year again for Mrs. kkk’s favorite shows to watch. So what color babushka is a “Survivor” widower supposed to wear?

And during the first commercial break, the better half rose from the dead to inform me there’s already a challenge six minutes into this stupid show. Note to self: get locks for the upstairs computer room.

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September 14, 2011 at 6:43 pm

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Stiff Competition For Weiner’s Seat

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As shown with the special election to fill Anthony’s Weiner congressional seat, the Party with a decidedly heavy voter registration disadvantage can still pull one out as long as his campaign is balls to the wall.

In an upset to Democrats both locally and nationally, the Republican defeated the Democrat in the race to replace Anthony Weiner in New York’s ninth congressional district.

Republican Bob Turner, a retired media executive, bested Democrat Assemblyman David Weprin by eight points in a crushing defeat for a seat not held by a Republican since 1923.

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September 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm

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AAAsshole

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Dear Crazy AAA Tow-Truck Guy: You didn’t think anybody with a cell phone would take down your plate number?

Long story short: I was driving through Pittsburgh this afternoon en route to pick up Mrs. kkk. As usual, afternoon rush hour has some gridlock. This douche bag was tailgating every vehicle in front of him, threw a temper tantrum at two stop lights and finally peeled out in the right lane at a stretch of road/intersection that featured a bunch of pedestrians.

Not sure what became of my phone call, but I got the dickhead’s plate number, vehicle number and facial description. Hopefully this asshole got fired because he does not belong out on the road.

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September 13, 2011 at 8:26 pm

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Leave The Left Lane If You Drive Slow

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Dear Prius Driver: Going 35 mph in the left lane on the Parkway East Highway might save you $0.09 in fuel, but you savings will probably be wiped out once another motorist plows into you.

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September 13, 2011 at 1:21 pm

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