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Archive for April 2009

When Pigs Fly

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Hmm, we elect a half-breed Muslin and now we’re facing a pig epidemic. Coincidence? I think not.

Actually, what makes me LOL is the talk about how the pig flu shouldn’t result in sealing off our borders.

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano defended the government’s response at a press conference Monday afternoon as reporters asked her about the risk of asymptomatic swine flu carriers entering the country.

Napolitano said the strategy of identifying and isolating those who seem ill and try to cross into the United States was adequate given the circumstances, as a reporter asked if closure of the border had been considered.

“We’re already doing passive surveillance at the border,” Napolitano said. “You would close the border if you thought you could contain the spread of disease, but the disease already is in a number of states within the United States.”

“Passive surveillance.” You’re not kidding, bitch. And if by “disease” you mean “invaders” then we actually agree on something. First it was bad produce from Mexicans shitting in lettuce fields, now this. But I guess the invaders that cross our borders are just the epitome of good hygiene.

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April 28, 2009 at 12:52 pm

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Filthy Sanchez

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I watched more of this year’s NFL Draft than I should. Here’s what I don’t get: What’s with all the Mark Sanchez hoopla?

Good quarterback? Sure.

Second best of the draft? Probably.

First-round pick? Why not.

Fifth overall? Meh.

I don’t see him being a superstar in the NFL. Then again, I thought Matt Ryan was a bad pick at number 3 last year.

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April 26, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Posted in Sports

This Entry Is In The Bag (Err, Pocket; Err, Shitter)

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I would like to take this time to dedicate an entry to something that gets shit on for no reason.


That’s right. An ode to the Lean Pocket.

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April 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm

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Classify This Request As “Denied”

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So President Hussein is all about revealing classified documents.

Four former CIA directors opposed releasing classified Bush-era interrogation memos, officials say, describing objections that went all the way to the White House and slowed release of the records.

Former CIA chiefs Michael Hayden, Porter Goss, George Tenet and John Deutch all called the White House in March warning that release of the so-called “torture memos” would compromise intelligence operations, current and former officials say. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity in order to detail internal government discussions.

President Hussein ultimately overruled those concerns after internal discussions that intensified in the weeks after the former directors intervened. The memos were released Thursday.

Any chance we can get a declassification of your birth certificate, President Pile-O-Shit?

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April 17, 2009 at 1:02 pm

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Part Of The Maddening Crowd

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There’s a lot of people that can’t stand John Madden (the video game mogul, not the hockey player). I am not one of them. Sure he provides almost zero insight in his announcing game, but I don’t care. As a kid, I always loved listening to him and Pat Summerall call NFC games on cBS (yes, I even use this lame gag in the sports department). When they moved to OMGFAUXSPORTSLOL1994 (yes again), I knew they were starting to lose their edge. Man was it painful to witness Summerall try and keep up with announcing starting lineups even as the player profiles zipped past him. Madden wasn’t much better. However, a few years back I realized that these two weren’t going to be around forever. When Madden was teamed up with Al Michaels, I began to make it a point to have NBC’s Sunday night games on as often as possible. I knew these were the end of days for the way I heard football, and I just wanted to soak up every “uhhh” and “boom” I could.

While I’m on this subject, I have to say that this train of thought was even moreso for how I felt about Summerall. Whenever I hear him from time-to-time (the most recent being the 2009 Sugar Bowl), I have the same reaction: Pat’s not going to be around forever; enjoy listening to the play-by-play, even if it’s not all that good. While other people perform religious rituals in the name of tradition, I turn to old football broadcasters if I want to remember a simpler time. Christ I’m pathetic.

As I said at the start of all this. Didn’t like Madden? Well now you have your wish. As for me, I have a generation-plus of memories PLUS the video games.

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April 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm

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Tea Party baby!

Meh. Shittsburgh had a few. Didn’t bother going. Why? Because I had to work.

Have Hannity’s show on, and while I’m rolling my eyes every time I hear OMG THIS COULD BE THE START OF CHANGE IN WASHINGTON~ there are some funny signs in the crowd. Wish I could remember some. Here we go…

“Spread my work ethic around.”

*Sign with a tea bag pwing a pitcher of Kool-Aid.”

“Obsama Economics: Trickle Up Poverty.” I like this one.

“535 people control us.” Ain’t that the truth. Don’t forget the red diaper doper babies.

Hey, I’m drinking a cup of Lipton tea as I type. I’M PART OF THE SOLUTION~!

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April 15, 2009 at 1:05 pm

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And Just Who Shut Detroit Down?

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I’m not much of a John Rich fan. I know we vote for the same people, and I do like a few songs his group has done. Not much of a country/new country/whatever it’s called, but I’m not going to hate on it.

With that said, I don’t get this song.

Detroit pretty much shut itself down YEARS ago. When I think of the bossman getting his bankroll roll, the last thing that comes to mind is the Motor City. Actually, it would probably be more of a mercy kill at this point.

Something tells me I’m going to get really sick of this song really quick, if I haven’t done so already.

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April 15, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Posted in Entertainment