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An Interview With kkk

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QUESTION: So what exactly is this mess supposed to be?
ANSWER: In 2006 I decided to do the blog thing. These are the fruits of my labor. I started blogging at another place. Then another. Now I am here. I hope to bring a good many entries from my previous spots to this place.

QUESTION: But you didn’t answer my question. Is there a point to the crap that is being posted?
ANSWER: Not really. I get a thought, no matter how fleeting, and post it when in the mood.

QUESTION: What’s the point of having categories?
ANSWER: Many people make fun of the USA Today newspaper, which is often referred to by its critics as a “McPaper.” However, USA did at least one thing right. They broke down the publication into four subject areas: News, Sports, Money and Life. I liked this simple idea so much I did the same thing. Sorta.

QUESTION: What do you mean?
ANSWER: Well, I have four categories of my own: News, Sports, Entertainment and Life.

QUESTION: What do you write about in news?
ANSWER: Who’s the dipshit coming up with these questions?

QUESTION: You are, kkk.
ANSWER: Oh yeah. Well, come on now. You can’t figure out what I’m going to talk about in subject areas called NEWS, SPORTS, ENTERTAINMENT and LIFE?

QUESTION: Humor me. For once. Seriously, write something funny.
ANSWER: OK, I’ll answer your damn questions. In the News section you can find me bitching about President Hussein.

QUESTION: And Sports?
ANSWER: You can find me bitching about ESPN.

QUESTION: And Entertainment?
ANSWER: You can find me bitching about Hollywood.

QUESTION: And Life?
ANSWER: You can find me bitching about the person in front of me at the grocery store who has 11 items in the 10 Items or Less Aisle.

QUESTION: Wow, kkk, you tend to bitch quite a bit.
ANSWER: I know.

QUESTION: Do you comment about other things other than President Hussein, ESPN, Hollywood and lazy shoppers?
ANSWER: Yes, but you have to read to find out, and I’m sure by now I’ve lost at least half the people who have started reading this post.

QUESTION: Here’s another question. Why do you call yourself “kkktookmybabyaway”?
ANSWER: It’s the title to one of my favorite songs.

QUESTION: Who created the song?
ANSWER: The Ramones.

QUESTION: Here’s another question. Why do you have a picture of Mumia Abu-Jamal? (EDIT: It has since been removed. By who? Dunno. Haven’t had the time/desire to figure out what happened.)
ANSWER: Because he’s a cop-killing piece of shit who should have been deep-sixed eons ago.

QUESTION: Is that why you have the “Fry Mumia” caption? (EDIT: See the previous question’s “Edit.”)
ANSWER: Ding ding ding.

QUESTION: What else can you tell us about yourself?
ANSWER: Well, I live in the Southwestern Pennsylvania region, so a number of my posts will probably have a bit of bias toward that area.

QUESTION: Go Steelers!
ANSWER: Shut the fuck up.

QUESTION: I notice you use a lot of bad words.
ANSWER: Yeah, but there’s really not much you can do to replace the words “Democrat” and “liberal.”

QUESTION: That’s not what I’m talking about.
ANSWER: I know. I’m just messing with you.

QUESTION: While we’re on that subject, you don’t seem to be a fan of the 44th President of the United States…
ANSWER: No I am not.

QUESTION: Are you one of those extremist right-wingers? I don’t want to be reading Rush’s talking points…
ANSWER: Dunno. I’ve been told by lefties that I’m a Nazi, and I’ve been told by Bible-Thumpers that I’m going to hell. If I had to describe myself, I’d say I’m a registered Republican with a bit of a Blue Dog Democrat streak that really wants to go libertarian but can’t.

QUESTION: And why’s that?
ANSWER: Because those people are more batshit than me. You might say I’m a Classic Liberal, but I learned a long time ago it doesn’t mean a hill of beans what somebody calls you.

QUESTION: What, that whole “sticks-and-stones” thing?
ANSWER: I guess. I think a more accurate take would be that why should I give a shit what someone else thinks?

QUESTION: I read something by you and I disagree with your opinion.
ANSWER: That’s nice.

QUESTION: But I have actual facts and stuff to back up my point.
ANSWER: OK.

QUESTION: Don’t you want to hear what I have to say?
ANSWER: I really don’t care. Want to comment, knock yourself out.

QUESTION: Then why do you do this?
ANSWER: Meh. I’d say it’s a creative outlet, but it’s not really all that creative. If you are somewhat entertained by this schtick, then yay. If not, then there are other places to go. You won’t be missed.

QUESTION: Anything else you would like to add?
ANSWER: Yeah, I’m having a conversation with myself and it’s starting to get weird. Really weird.

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June 19, 2009 at 10:19 pm

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This is going to be the section where I talk about how everything I say is taken out of context. I will then go on and blame the liberal media.

DEVELOPING…

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May 26, 2009 at 10:01 pm

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