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Security Precautions … 15 Months Out

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This violence is a big deal 15 months before the region hosts the 2012 Democrat National Convention. Really?

Note this isn’t sarcasm. I don’t see the big deal.

Now if the area is shithole, that’s another matter. However, I’m sure the security is going to be so tight I don’t think gangbangers will be that big a concern. I don’t see a drive-by happening to the Muslim Wookie Fucker.

One person was fatally shot and another wounded early Sunday after several hours of trouble in uptown Charlotte that ended with police trying to break up crowds and making 70 arrests.

The shootings took place shortly after 1 a.m. across 3rd Street from the Hilton hotel, two hours after Food Lion Speed Street had closed. Antwan Terrell Smith, 22, was shot in the head and died at the scene. Durante Kavon James, also 22, was shot in the leg and taken to Carolinas Medical Center, where he was in stable condition late Sunday.

The gunfire followed reports of unrest – which police say could be gang-related – centered largely around the Charlotte Transit Center between 4th and Trade streets. The charges were one of the city’s largest mass arrests in memory.

The trouble comes 15 months before Charlotte hosts the 2012 Democratic National Convention – which likely will ensure close scrutiny of what happened.

The core of DNC events will take place at Time Warner Cable Arena and the Charlotte Convention Center. They are blocks from the shooting scene and the Charlotte Transit Center, where police were sent early Sunday to disperse large groups, according to Charlotte Mecklenburg police spokesman Officer Robert Fey.

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May 31, 2011 at 10:38 pm

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Bird’s The Word

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The ACLU argues that giving the middle finger to a police officer is “protected speech.”

A harassment charge has been dropped in the case of a 35-year-old Colorado man who faced prosecution for displaying his middle finger to a Colorado State Patrol trooper.

The State Patrol said in a statement late Friday that it asked that the case be dropped.

The American Civil Liberties Union had argued that while the gesture may be have been rude, it amounted to protected free speech.

According to the ACLU, Shane Boor was driving to work in April when he saw a trooper pull over a car. As Boor passed by, he extended his middle finger in the trooper’s direction.

Boor was later stopped and received a criminal summons ordering him to appear in court to answer a criminal charge of harassment, which carries a possible six-month jail term.

The next time I see one of their representatives on TV, I’ll be sure to remind them of this.

I’ve heard about these type of stories before. I remember a similar case taking place in this region a year or three ago. How about not telling an officer of the law to fuck off because you are a dumb ass?

Really nothing much else to say other than my usual piss-on-the-ACLU rhetoric.

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May 31, 2011 at 9:50 pm

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Don’t Take This Food To The Bank — Take It To The kkk Manor

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And here’s why I don’t bother with donating to people-related causes.

A relative of my sister-in-law gets items from a food bank. Now I’m unfamiliar with a food bank’s protocol when it comes to giving away grub, but apparently this place gives people pre-packaged item bundles.

After this relative of my sister-in-law gets her care package, she then proceeds to give just about all of it away to people around her. How do I know this? Because the relative of my sister-in-law gets a bunch of this stuff, who then passes it along to some other relatives, who then pass it along to my sister-in-law, who then pass it along to my in-laws, who then pass it along to Mrs. kkk.

Yes, we have food bank items in our fruit cellar.

Now why don’t we turn these items in back to the food bank? Too lazy. Hey, if it’s the food bank’s policy to do this ass-backwards giving, then I’m not going to encourage this protocol. Besides, I’ll just end up with the food again in a few weeks.

Any big surprise that I primarily donate to animal shelters?

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May 30, 2011 at 10:00 pm

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Manchester U Gets The Boot

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So yesterday I watched the UEFA title game yesterday between Barcelona and Manchester United.

I don’t know much about soccer, but I know an ass-kicking when I see one.

Because I watched mostly English Premier League soccer this season, I was much more familiar with Manchester United than Barcelona. To see England’s best team get beat 3-1 told me all I needed to know about the talent on Spain’s top club, not to mention the 70-30 ball possession differential.

This was my first season of watching European soccer, and I enjoyed it. One thing I REALLY liked was that the games took place Saturday/Sunday mornings, which was perfect filler for when American sports such as football and basketball started.

I’ll surely be watching more soccer in the future.

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May 29, 2011 at 9:56 pm

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The Mail Must Go Through … A Bowel Movement

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“A spokesperson did not say which route the mail carrier has been assigned to cover.” I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough once people start mowing their lawns and notice any unusual … deliveries.

A mail carrier who was caught using a yard as his personal toilet will not be fired.

The incident happened last month at a home in southeast Portland and a neighbor, Don Derfler, captured the man in the act with his camera.

Derfler had been waiting for his babysitter when he saw his mailman acting odd at his neighbor’s house across the street. The postal worker then pulled down his pants and that’s when Derfler began snapping pictures.

“We trust people like the postal service and meter readers and people of that nature,” Derfler told us when we interviewed him in April. “To come on to our property and to defecate – it’s just wrong.”

The incident was an embarrassment to the post office and the worker was immediately placed on unpaid leave. Now, a decision has been made to keep the worker but he will be transferred to a different route.

A spokesperson said the administrative action was taken based on a postal service investigation but he did not elaborate. He also did not say which route the mail carrier has been assigned to cover.

You know, with the unemployment number as high as it is, can’t the fine people at the post office be able to find someone to replace this mailman that won’t … oh I don’t know … not TAKE A SHIT on somebody’s property? Is that too much to ask?

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May 28, 2011 at 10:46 pm

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kkk’s Rule Of Life #68

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Abraham Lincoln said, “Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?” Lincoln was also a fan of inflicting cruel and unusual punishment techniques upon his foes.

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May 27, 2011 at 10:40 pm

Shoe Shopping

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Shoe shopping with a chick. What, like I’m going to be saying anything positive about this?

You know, it’s not the actual shopping for work shoes that makes me want to kill. It’s being asked my opinion on certain items when all parties involved know full well what the answer is going to be that results in this scowl.

Mrs. kkk knows I don’t like open-toed shoes, yet she continues to ask if if I like this pair or that pair. I guess I should be glad she finally got around to actually getting some shoes; after nearly ONE MONTH of looking.

At least she doesn’t collect purses or other chick stuff.

By the way, I have several different pairs of sneakers — high tops for the winter and jeans, lower tops for the summer and shorts. Then there is my cross-trainer/running shoes I use when exercising. Not only do I have a pair of each of these currently in rotation, but I also have at least one pair of each in the closet ready to go once these shoes decide to call it a career. And if you didn’t know by now, I got all of these on the last two Black Friday sales at Kohl’s. Yeah, I’m a picky one.

There are also my black and brown shoes I wear with my Docker outfits and my ultra swank dress shoes. No clue when these are going to get replaced.

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May 27, 2011 at 9:43 pm

Posted in Life