Guess This Is What They Mean By “Jumping The Shark”

I’m in the mood for dumb monster movies, which means you’re in the mood for dumb monster movies.

And here’s an extended trailer.

OK, when you’re the leading actress in a “movie” called “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus,” does it really matter if you’re credited as “Debbie” or “Deborah” Gibson?

Sharktopus Screening

So after watching the riveting “Dinocroc vs. Supergator,” the SyFy channel teased me with…

And of course I fell asleep during the final 30 minutes, so I’ll never know if Sharktopus gets to Eat Eric Roberts.

Oh for God’s sake.

Now I’m just clicking on random YouTube videos. The hell?

This Reptile Matchup Is No Dinocroc

A line from SyFy’s “Dinocroc vs. Supergator” — “Alligators and Crocodiles are mortal enemies.”

They are?

Guess so; what other reason would the characters have to get the beasties together for the epic climax?

And they actually used that line in the trailer. David Carradine, what have you done?